Gross Dessert with Grosser Name

There should be a law against food items called 'dingleberrys' and the food item actually resembling something just as gross.  I tried to steer my child clear of the booth at our neighborhood concert, but the line for Molly Moon's ice cream was just too long.  The berries turned dingleberry won. Barf.

I'm almost as concerned that my child was willing to eat something dipped in a low quality, milk chocolatey substance.  I'm a dark chocolate lover!